When I run the world

Special License Requirement for SUVs

Just as there are different skills required to drive a commercial vehicle or a motorcycle, my new world will require additional licensing requirements for SUVs. Until you can prove that you understand the sheer size and magnitude of your vehicle, not to mention the physics involved in driving and parking it, you don't get to strap Chase and Dakota into the back of the Hummer so you can take them to Montessori School and soccer practice.

I'm not saying you shouldn't have one, I'm just saying we need to recognize that it's a different skill set and you should have to be competent in that skill set before you're running me off the road in rural Virginia because you don't understand just how wide an Expedition is.

posted by lucky charms @ 9:58 PM