When I run the world

Celembryos

I can't say that I have every little last detail worked out, so while I don't know precisely what form it will take, I can say that clearly we'll need some way to exact retribution on celebrities that apparently hate their children. They must - otherwise why would they insist on naming them Hazel, Phineas, Moses, Apple (which is a cute nickname but imagine a 50 year old woman named Apple), Shiloh, Rumour, Moxie Crimefighter Number One ("Moxie, why don't you just use your middle name?" Moxie: "Because it's Crimefighter."), and the list goes on.

On the other hand, perhaps having children who hate you for saddling them with such "clever" names is enough punishment.

Nah... there's gotta be something more...

posted by lucky charms @ 10:22 PM